The stripes are not making me faster, 

"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes) 07/29/2018 at 13:02 • Filed to: None

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what else to put on to add to add HP? 

daender > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 07/29/2018 at 13:05

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200TW tires?

Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 07/29/2018 at 13:05

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Chrome delete and yellow foglights.

dogisbadob > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 07/29/2018 at 13:07

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type R decals and fake sponsorship stickers , duh :p

MultiplaOrgasms > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 07/29/2018 at 13:07

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Put on some weight to increase downforce.

fhrblig > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 07/29/2018 at 13:08

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Oh, FFS.  THE STRIPES HAVE TO BE YELLOW, DUMMY.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 07/29/2018 at 13:10

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type r badge will help

20 inch diameter fart can might

oooo... you should probably add fake vents too

gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > MultiplaOrgasms 07/29/2018 at 13:11

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Static downforce is still  downforce.

MrDakka > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 07/29/2018 at 13:12

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Sponsorship logos and VTEC

gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 07/29/2018 at 13:12

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Take off your air filter and downpipe. No intake restrictions and no back pressure makes your engine better. Also take off your serpentine belt so you're not wasting hp running unnecessary accessories. Taking the hood off makes up for any negative effects on the cooling system by not running a water pump, and it saves weight. Draining your gas tank also saves weight. I recommend using a stepper bit in a brushless drill. 

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 07/29/2018 at 13:13

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I tired a ///M badge

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 07/29/2018 at 13:20

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pretty sure that just means you lose your indicators... no performance gain :p

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > dogisbadob 07/29/2018 at 14:04

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Or better yet... real sponsor stickers... but where HE has to pay the sponsor to allow him to put on the sticker.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 07/29/2018 at 14:05

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I suggest purple under-car lighting

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 07/29/2018 at 14:23

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Tape over the front end for better aero and improved looks.

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 07/29/2018 at 14:32

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Were you tried when you wrote that? :P

CTSenVy > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 07/29/2018 at 14:34

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Add a GTR badge that you bought off of eBay.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 07/29/2018 at 14:47

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Worked 16 hours, got 3 hours or sleep, then got up for auto-x. So yes. 

PatBateman > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 07/29/2018 at 16:44

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Y U NO JALOPNIK STICKER

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > PatBateman 07/29/2018 at 18:35

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I wore a jalopnik shirt, close enough. 

pip bip - choose Corrour > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 07/30/2018 at 06:12

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whopping great turbo?

Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 07/30/2018 at 21:04

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bosozoku styling

I’ve seen it on a Miata in real life, so I imagine you could do it to a Juke too! Guy driving the Miata version of this was a CHARACTER.

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 07/31/2018 at 10:23

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Maybe they are helping.  Maybe you’d have been SUPER slow if you didn’t have the racing stripes.